This Could Happen To You..... It Could Happen To Your Mother, Your Sister, Your Daughter or your best friend. So please warn all the women you care about.
I was sitting at a local outdoor cafe having lunch by myself and a man came and sat down at my table. I gave him a dirty look, but he smiled casually and continued to stay at my table and wouldn't leave me alone. I shined up my wedding ring then placed my hand on the table and I hinted to him that I was married and that I was just not interested in him.
Luckily for me the stranger got the hint and left, but thankfully the whole thing was captured on the Cafe's camera. I'm sending you this picture as a warning just in case he tries and pick you up too.
Gosh, some men think they're God's gift!
(quote from vegas)
BUT .....
HE IS!!
HE IS!!!
HE IS!!!!
I am sure you all know that the girlfriend is banging her head on the wall now!
Just in case you are curious, the warning came with this picture. But I think it'll be more convincing to replace HRH in it, agree? And yes sisters, this IS a joke!
19 comments:
Dear Jaime,
I'm busy composing a message of dire warning to all, as you advised, but what should I recommend they do once the impromptu encounter has, alas, come to an end and he says "Thank you for letting me share your table"?
a) Demurely say "It was my pleasure"
b) Ask for his phone number
c) Engineer a leftover wine spill on your own clothes, etc, etc.
d) Engineer same on HIS clothes, etc., etc.
e) All of the above
Sign me: "In a quandary"
Hi Jaime!
Thank you so much for this warning.
"STRANGER DANGER"- we must all be aware.
I understand gosijo is preparing a list of suggestions on what to do should we ever be in a similar situation. I think we have to follow her suggestions.....
and then some....[LOL]
The nerve of THIS MAN thinking he's God's gift to women!
BUT..........
HE IS!!
HE IS!!!
HE IS!!!!
my dear gosijo,
you are such a fine lady. As for me, I would do exactly the opposite of what that girlfriend did :
1. immediately remove all signs pointing to a married woman, even if it means I have to cut my 'wedding-ring' finger off (yikes!)
2. gently glide on a pair of humonguous Paris Hilton style sunglasses like an heiress to cover as many sunspots and crow's feet on my face as possible
3. Inconspicuously break my own chair so I have no choice but am forced to sit on his laps
Now the hard part is : how do we get him over to our table???
hehe dear vegas, what more can I say but agree w/ you totally. Your wise words are included in my post already!
Dear Jaime,
Belated congratulations on a wonderfully witty, humorous, and gorgeous blog. I love your style of writing and sharing the journey of love for YJ with another Bae sis.
Konbae to a long and fruitful blog!
Sweet Sis
(contributor to BB's Blog)
OMIGOSH! Am I reading it right? My heart is beating so fast, my hands are literally shaking and my fingers totally beyond my control, the famous SWEET SISTER actually wrote to me?!
What, what should I say, I am so so honoured! See, I'm even stuttering! Thank you for coming here. A BIG BIG BIG THANK YOU for your tireless effort in turning out so many beautiful translations and sharing wonderful BYJ's stories with us Bae sisters.
You see, with my bottomless curiosity (basically translated to 'nosy-ness'), I have been guessing since day 1 who (among all of bb's fans, w/ my eyes scanning through all the handle names in the Bae world) is behind the name 'sweet sister'. Hahaha, of course I always guess wrong. At one point, I even think 'sweet sister' is actually bb herself! ;)
A formal Korean bow to you, sweet sister! Your work is so much appreciated!
love & hugs ..... Jaime
Hello to Sweet Sister thank you for all tghe wonderful moments you have given us.
Hi Jaime:
Just one question
That is just a joke right?
If not please ask where that Cafe is, I want to go sit there, in a dress that shows my legs.
Moontime
Ps
just mark this to my favorites
Hi moontime,
hahaha, do u really think Yong Joon ssi will need to pick up a woman like this?
let me post the picture of the original joke, ok? u'll know why I want to use HRH instead. enjoy!
Hi Chinggu,
Wwowowowow! hahahhahahahah! I love this one! Aha, so You, Gosijo, vegasbyj, Anonymous, and I am still waiting for some other sisters who are joining the "Who's Getting the Sexy Stranger's UNDIVIDED ATTENTION FIRST!"
Since you, gosijo & company had posted their ingenius plans of catching this stranger's attention,I will have to do all desperate measures(copied from you, chinggu & will put into action) this scheme that I've been planning since I've laid my eyes on HRH. If I have to literally strip down to my birthday suit , I WILL & won't mind the numerous hate glances & catfights that I'll be getting myself into just to get him, LOL!
But have to check into the best cosmetic surgeon here first to have some nipping & tucking to conceal all my vulture's feet(in contrast to Chinggu's crow's feet) which 5 stages higher in deeper lines, age spots, varicose veins, cellulites, bulges here & there & life lines, hahahhahaha!
Congratulations Chinggu & thank you so much for making our daily visit here happy & makes us wait anxiously for whatever you'll come up with each day.
Love lots,
Judy
I am very humbled and honored that you have quoted me in your post. I don't deserve to be there.
I see that there WILL BE cat fights going on amongst all the Bae Babes trying to get his attention.
Let's see who's got the best plan to accomplish this.
jaimey onni! its a miracle i can visit ur blog :)!!!!
can i pls join d "Who's Getting the Sexy Stranger's UNDIVIDED ATTENTION FIRST!" :p
oh my god! sweet sister!!!! mymy waving and waving and waving and waving.... :)
色々ありがとうございます ＾＾
Honey you do know I know that is a joke right?
If it where true:
1- I would be on a plane*never mind it would take like 19 or 22 hours to get there*
2- with a colection of wondefull casual dresses just perfect for hinting but not showing to much *because I think he would go for classy chick*
3- use a bunch of minicamaras to put all over the place so I know when he is in the neightberhood
4- I would be prepared to accept some kind of mind treatmeant so I can learn Korean in 15 minutes before my flight.
5- be ready to make fireworks go of and some other type of distracction the moment he is near so I can have all his attention.
You know somehow the second picture does not do it for me,
in fact I would not blame the girl
for blowing any of those off.
But with the first picture
that is just not the case
Way Would That Be?
Ps
I'm enjoying your blog so much,
people in my work are noticing,
*yup have to go back to pretend to work again bye*
Moontime
jaime, you think the hard part is to get him to your table? wow... i wish i can get that far... am still at the 'how on earth do i get him to come to my country' stage :p
and... about sweet sister... hehe, must say you ain't the only one. many people are so curious about who she is, and i've been asked so many times! hehe, some have attempted to tease and coax her name out from me, from quoting all the names they know from bae-circle. hee, they just can't believe that she's so silent that she doesn't even have a known online ID in bae circle!
in fact, i came up with the 'a sweet sister' name for her :p
yea, i know i know.. not the most original...
and you ain't the only one who's thought i was the sister sweet myself. hehe, i wish! i can't read japanese to save my life.
anyhow, again, i've gotta say this... boy, am i glad you've finally decided to take the plunge to blog :)
ok chinggu, got it! fix up first, catfights later, then fix up some more.
hi mymy, can you please tell me what does the Japanese say? :)
hi hi moontime,
thanks for the warning. I'll make sure I have my fat legs covered when you are flashing your nice pairs ;)
yes yes, I always wish if technology allows a language chip to be implanted in our brains so the world can understand each other better. Hehe lucky we all speak BYJ language now :)
oh my princess, intelligent as you, you sure know Frank Shin's love philosophy - if you can't come over to my side, then I'll have to cross over to yours.
hahaha, so what 'little brain' me was thinking of have all been thought of by other sisters already. ok ok, I'll respect sweet sister's privacy and not pursue it any further.
but hey, at least you've coaxed her out to leave word :p
that's after soooooooooo.... many moons of translating tirelessly for us!
jaimez onni! that is translated into "thank you for (so many things)everything"
:)
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